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Old 08-09-2012, 05:38 PM   #1
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Default I need a funny beer saying!!!

My gift to my groomsmen on Sept 1, 2012 will be a custom pilsner glass and some of my homebrew that I have bottle conditioning that I specifically made for them. I bought 6 pack carriers that are white. I wanted to write something on them that would give them a chuckle or a laugh. Any ideas???

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Old 08-09-2012, 05:50 PM   #2
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Quotes more than sayings but here are some:

"Beer - Because one doesn't solve the world's problems over white wine."--Anonymous

"Don't bother trying to join the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. It turns out they're apparently against all three." --Wiley

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, it is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." --Jack Handey
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"Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death"--Ben Jonson

"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution - to all of life's problems." --Homer Simpson

"Pretty women make us BUY beer. Ugly women make us DRINK beer." --Al Bundy, Married with Children

"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline; It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer." --Frank Zappa

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin

"Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer." --Henry Lawson

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Old 08-09-2012, 05:52 PM   #3
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"Intoxicated /adj./ When you feel sophisticated without being able to pronounce it."

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"You know what 'SOBER' stands for ? It stands for 'Son Of a B****, Everything's Real!'"
Gary Busey.

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Old 08-09-2012, 06:02 PM   #4
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My favorite toast, "Let us drink to our wives and our sweethearts, and to the hope that the two never meet"

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Old 08-09-2012, 06:15 PM   #6
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They don't really pertain to weddings or groomsmen but I'm a fan of, "Beer, not just for breakfast anymore!" or recently I heard "That was close! I thought I had drank my last breakfast!"

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Just go with the simple, "It's 5 o'clock somewhere!".

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Old 08-09-2012, 06:44 PM   #8
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Here are a couple that might fit:

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
- Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls

Good men drink good beer
-Hunter S. Thompson

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You only have one liver....destroy it wisely! - Me

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I used to drink a lot in the 90's...now I don't pay attention to what the temperature is.

I don't drink any more...I don't drink any less, either.

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