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"....shower with a carboy."

http://www.homebrewtalk.com/f14/i-got-caught-371498/#post4642835
Thanks for the laugh, maddad!

Anyway, what would your "Real Homebrewers..." bumper sticker stay?



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... like to tap it ... and then kick it!

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