According to The Local, a mother bear and her three cubs ripped open a wall and forced their way into a cabin in northeastern Norway, earlier this week - reportedly consuming more than 100 cans of beer along with a supply of marshmallows, honey and chocolate spread.
Well, Jimmy Buffett recounts "Brother Bear" downing "3 whole jugs" of moonshine, so I'm assuming that a bear could drink a 5 gallon batch of homebrew and still manage to tear your head off and leave through the screen door.
Seriously. I'm here for BEER
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