I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank ZappaMy Cheap and Easy Stirplate
One. I get a really nervous stomach. I'll make up for it tomorrow when I'm relaxed.
Wish I was drinking, it would have been that much better.
I am at work, will have to celebrate in the morning
The Sox are evil. Almost as evil as the Cubs and Yankees. They will be eliminated next game.