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Old 03-08-2008, 05:53 PM   #1
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Found this site with some funny homebrew stuff. The site also has a free recipe calculator.

http://www.tastybrew.com/humor/

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Old 03-08-2008, 07:06 PM   #2
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Proud to admit that I'm guilty of a lot of those things.

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Old 03-08-2008, 07:16 PM   #3
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Count me in for the majority of those things as well.

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Old 03-08-2008, 07:32 PM   #4
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If you're a guy and you go to the bar to meet guys to talk homebrew with. SEWAGE rules.

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Old 03-08-2008, 09:10 PM   #5
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If you watch your primary fermenter with the same intensity that a cat watches an aquarium; If you have ever hugged your primary fermenter; If you spend more time thinking about beer than drinking beer
Those are me, right there.

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If you can estimate hair color in degrees Lovibond.
Now that'd be interesting...make a beer to match my hair at the time.

I have occasionally matched a stout or a porter, but generally I'm more of a nut-brown or red ale (more brown than, but close). I can't see myself as a hefe, though.
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Old 03-09-2008, 12:14 AM   #6
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I think at least 75% of those fit me!!!

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Old 03-09-2008, 12:27 AM   #7
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Way too many of those apply to me.

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Old 03-09-2008, 04:20 AM   #8
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If you're a guy and you go to the bar to meet guys to talk homebrew with. SEWAGE rules.
By golly, I did that just today.
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:03 AM   #9
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Can a girl get away with doing that in a bar or will it sound like a pickup line? "Hey there, I see you're drinking a really interesting beer...you know, I brew beer..."

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Old 03-09-2008, 05:09 AM   #10
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I remember adding one to that list a couple years ago...

You know you're a homebrewer if . . .you have "homebrewer" as part of your email address...

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