Sorry, but this is only vaguely related to beer.
In my town newspaper (online edition) there was an article about some guys fighting over beer.
Evidently at a local landscaping company, there was a small and probably lame fourth of july party at the workplace, where, according to the article, 2 of the 5men lived. The article stated that the "occupants", brothers, attacked the other 3 men with a metal pipe, a wooden stake, mace and other blunt instruments, and then fled the scene. 2 people were hospitalized.
The web site allows comments to be posted, and some wise guy put
"Here's to you Mr Live-at-work-and-fight-over-the-beer-guy! You are smart enough to live at work, let some other guy pay rent! You strengthen the bonds of brotherhood by attacking guests and co-workers with baseball bats, metal rods, mace, and of course a wooden stake! Here's to you!"
Like a Budweiser commercial. I thought that was funny, I am just emberrassed that this happened anywhere near where I live. Hope it is funny in the re-telling.