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Old 11-27-2013, 02:50 PM   #4401
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This isn't exactly about beer, but I just got back from by LHBS. As I was walking in, I noticed a fella with a bag of product walking to his vehicle. This isn't anything noteworthy, except he got in a big white van that said "BUD LITE" on the side...Pretty sure he was a distributor

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Old 11-27-2013, 02:51 PM   #4402
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I enjoy brewing and cooking. But I also love Mickey D's and Domino's! Best of all worlds!
I dont think it works like that
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Old 11-27-2013, 02:58 PM   #4403
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I enjoy brewing and cooking. But I also love Mickey D's and Domino's! Best of all worlds!
Definitely wouldn't call Mickey D's "best" by any means.
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:25 PM   #4404
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I bake cookies, pies, cakes, and cheesecake. but I do it right: in the nude. I have, however, stopped frying bacon.
I made the mistake of frying bacon in the nude exactly one time. Never again. The Little General still hasn't forgiven me for that one.
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Old 11-27-2013, 03:47 PM   #4405
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For tomorrow I clean, we have both our home brews, and my husband is cooking. He was a chef, and I trust his cooking more than mine. But I have more beer then him. So there.

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Old 11-27-2013, 04:24 PM   #4406
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"...what I'm cooking for dinner...". Does she also ask where you bought your skirt?
You do know that home brewing was traditionally a women's job?
http://brewess.wordpress.com/2010/04...women-brewers/

Coincidentally, there also used to be a time where manly men wore skirts.
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Old 11-27-2013, 04:27 PM   #4407
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Old 11-27-2013, 04:40 PM   #4408
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You do know that home brewing was traditionally a women's job?
http://brewess.wordpress.com/2010/04...women-brewers/

Coincidentally, there also used to be a time where manly men wore skirts.
I just wore a skirt this summer
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Old 11-27-2013, 04:48 PM   #4409
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I just wore a skirt this summer
Congratulations to what looks like your wedding and that great looking kilt.
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Congratulations to what looks like your wedding and that great looking kilt.
Not my wedding was a buddies whose family is full blood Scottish, Freakin 100 degree weather and a wool kilt was not the greatest for my unmentionables. Needless to say i got no play that night.
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