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Old 08-14-2012, 04:53 PM   #31
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Some girls were asking about Duck Rabbit's Milk Stout and the bartender says, "I think it's because they put milk in it."

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Old 08-14-2012, 04:57 PM   #32
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Some girls were asking about Duck Rabbit's Milk Stout and the bartender says, "I think it's because they put milk in it."
That is pretty funny. But seeing as though lactose is milk sugar, he's not too far off.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:00 PM   #33
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That is pretty funny. But seeing as though lactose is milk sugar, he's not too far off.

Yeah it could've been what he meant, but it gave me the image of curdles in my beer.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:03 PM   #34
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There is a new type of bud light out, I can't remember what it is called but it is pretty high in alcohol and supposed to be low calorie. These guys at the bar were bragging about it saying how strong it was and that it tasted like water. I told them that I thought bud light was supposed to taste like water, but they claimed that beer that strong doesn't usually taste as good as bud light.

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it gave me the image of curdles in my beer.
Ewwww....
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:19 PM   #36
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There is a new type of bud light out, I can't remember what it is called but it is pretty high in alcohol and supposed to be low calorie. These guys at the bar were bragging about it saying how strong it was and that it tasted like water. I told them that I thought bud light was supposed to taste like water, but they claimed that beer that strong doesn't usually taste as good as bud light.
Bud Light Platinum. It's like 6% or something. People who like to get trashed think it's liquid gold.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:22 PM   #37
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"Guinness is a meal."

Maybe for a 5 year old?
Hahaha beautiful. Those 200 calories... Awesome meal.
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Old 08-14-2012, 05:39 PM   #38
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I overheard the manager of a liquor store - a rather large location, with a great selection and a number of locations in the area - telling a customer that cider is beer that they add apple juice to. And this was during a tasting of a new cider they started carrying.
Facepalm.

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Old 08-14-2012, 06:02 PM   #39
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Bud Light Platinum. It's like 6% or something. People who like to get trashed think it's liquid gold.

The best thing I have seen beer wise in a while was:

I was in Utah at a gas station, they had bud light and bud light platinum bottled next to each other and the bud light platinum was 2 dollars more a six pack.

Obviously in Utah they both have the same ABW.
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I love seeing people act like they're "cultured" because they drink Blue Moon, too. Kudos for not drinking BMC,
But Blue Moon is part of the MC empire Maybe not the light lager, but it's still a BMC.

Oh crap, don't derail the thread...must come up with something relevant...um, here is something:

A few years ago I was sitting around drinking SNPA at a friend's house. Another guy stops by with a case of MGD and offers one to my friend. My friend says, "No way man, I don't drink that crap." Fast forward a couple years and now my friend only drinks Bud.
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