Spike Brewing 12.5 Conical Fermenter Giveaway!

Home Brew Forums > Home Brewing Beer > General Beer Discussion > Funny things you've overheard about beer

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 10-02-2013, 12:17 AM   #3541
clone63
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Mar 2013
Posts: 37
Liked 1 Times on 1 Posts
Likes Given: 27

Default

Directed to me: You like all them dark beers, don't you? Like Guinness? I nod and smirk. Bystander: I was in england for a while, everything they drink there is dark!
2nd bystander: They drink it warm too, don't they?
Bystander: Yeah, completely. It's disgusting.

This info came from the same person that interjected when I was asked what an IPA was with "Beers like Budweiser, Labbats.." I finally had to said NO!

__________________
clone63 is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 12:36 AM   #3542
Trail
Can't stand the heat, stays out of the kitchen
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Trail's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Colchester, Vermont
Posts: 622
Liked 52 Times on 45 Posts
Likes Given: 79

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by clone63 View Post
Directed to me: You like all them dark beers, don't you? Like Guinness? I nod and smirk. Bystander: I was in england for a while, everything they drink there is dark!
2nd bystander: They drink it warm too, don't they?
Bystander: Yeah, completely. It's disgusting.

This info came from the same person that interjected when I was asked what an IPA was with "Beers like Budweiser, Labbats.." I finally had to said NO!
Jesus Montgomery Christ.

Some people should stick to sucking down juiceboxes.
__________________

Kegged: Scottish Ale
Bottled: Honey Saison
Primary: Honey Steam Pilsner (Still!)

Quote:
Originally Posted by brown_dog_us View Post
The first step is locating a cheap pasta maker. Are you married? If so you probably got one as a wedding present.
Trail is offline
Leadgolem Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 12:44 AM   #3543
emjay
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 1 reviews
 
emjay's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Posts: 12,694
Liked 1712 Times on 1601 Posts
Likes Given: 1

Default

Some retard didn't know what an IPA was, so I messed with him by listing BMC beers when he asked.

__________________
emjay is offline
3
People Like This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 01:00 AM   #3544
Billy-Klubb
Capt. Floccin' Awesome
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 5 reviews
 
Billy-Klubb's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Windom, MN
Posts: 5,913
Liked 2198 Times on 1444 Posts
Likes Given: 4412

Default

our power went off in the shop for an hour yesterday. me and a few of the guys were standing around BS-ing. one guy said he drank a 12 pk of Redds on Saturday, then bragged it's 5%. I gave him a sideways look. another guy nick named Martini (and for good reason) said that doesn't sound like much. the other guy instantly stated that beer made in America is only 4.5-5%. I gave him another sideways look. he instantly clarified "the big breweries".

__________________

There is a difference between pride and arrogance. Which do you hold in your heart?

Quote:
Originally Posted by andycr View Post
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing...
Billy-Klubb is online now
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 01:29 AM   #3545
GeorgiaBeer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2012
Posts: 26
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SupervisingChildren
Well played haha
If only all of our wifes showed such an interest in both!
__________________
GeorgiaBeer is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 01:33 AM   #3546
SteveHeff
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Cherry Hill, New Jersey
Posts: 454
Liked 31 Times on 29 Posts
Likes Given: 251

Default

My next door neighbor, who is an awesome guy, had said something funny to me but I didn't feel necessary to correct his statement. I gave him an oatmeal stout in a 22 oz bomber. He looks at it, holds it up to the sunlight and proclaims, "You know it's a good beer when you can't see through the bottle," Although it was a very delicious beer, I couldn't help but smile when I heard him say that. Cheers.

__________________

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy," -B Franklin

"There are more old drunks than old doctors,"

SteveHeff is offline
wailingguitar Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 03:41 AM   #3547
BGBC
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 5 reviews
 
BGBC's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Jersey City, NJ
Posts: 2,028
Liked 475 Times on 342 Posts
Likes Given: 365

Default

Went to a local place that only serves local NJ craft brews last weekend. Ordered River Horse's seasonal (Hipp-o-lantern), and the waitress asked if I would like it with a cinnamon sugar rim.

At least she asked first...

__________________
Bottled/Drinking: Apfelwein, Leaping Goats Coffee Brown Ale (v1 & v2), Anniversary Barleywine, Spring Cleaning IPA, High Ground Gose, Vanilla Rhubarb Mead
Primary/Secondary: Sour Blackberry Cider, Brett Saison
BGBC is offline
jhoneycutt Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 04:07 AM   #3548
ChshreCat
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
ChshreCat's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Camano Island, Washington
Posts: 11,253
Liked 454 Times on 361 Posts
Likes Given: 17

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveHeff View Post
My next door neighbor, who is an awesome guy, had said something funny to me but I didn't feel necessary to correct his statement. I gave him an oatmeal stout in a 22 oz bomber. He looks at it, holds it up to the sunlight and proclaims, "You know it's a good beer when you can't see through the bottle," Although it was a very delicious beer, I couldn't help but smile when I heard him say that. Cheers.
When people ask what kind of beer I like, I just tell 'em I like "beer I can eat with a fork".
__________________

"Science + beer = good!"
-Adam Savage

ChshreCat is offline
2
People Like This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 06:22 AM   #3549
Trail
Can't stand the heat, stays out of the kitchen
HBT_SUPPORTER.png
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
 
Trail's Avatar
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Colchester, Vermont
Posts: 622
Liked 52 Times on 45 Posts
Likes Given: 79

Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by ChshreCat View Post
When people ask what kind of beer I like, I just tell 'em I like "beer I can eat with a fork".
Nah, brah. Squeeze-tube beer is where it's at.
__________________

Kegged: Scottish Ale
Bottled: Honey Saison
Primary: Honey Steam Pilsner (Still!)

Quote:
Originally Posted by brown_dog_us View Post
The first step is locating a cheap pasta maker. Are you married? If so you probably got one as a wedding present.
Trail is offline
jhoneycutt Likes This 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Old 10-02-2013, 05:33 PM   #3550
rockbasementbeer
Feedback Score: 0 reviews
Recipes 
 
Join Date: Feb 2013
Location: , NY
Posts: 639
Liked 235 Times on 162 Posts
Likes Given: 110

Default

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/brewer-offers-1m-reward-bigfoot-article-1.1318447
Just saw this pop up on Google news...not sure if it's a serious attempt or a joke
__________________

"For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King"
-William Shakespeare
"If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking a beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."
-Deep Thoughts with Jack Handy

rockbasementbeer is offline
 
Reply With Quote Quick reply to this message
Reply


Quick Reply
Message:
Options
Thread Tools


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
I need a funny beer saying!!! dcodd87 General Beer Discussion 50 04-22-2014 01:03 PM
Funny Beer Commercials KeyWestBrewing General Beer Discussion 0 06-16-2012 05:38 AM
Funny Beer Commercial doctorRobert General Beer Discussion 1 06-09-2011 06:51 PM
The funny things you find on Craigslist briguy General Beer Discussion 9 02-12-2011 10:44 PM
32 things you can do with beer ayrton General Beer Discussion 9 03-26-2007 08:38 PM