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Old 09-27-2013, 09:18 PM   #3521
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:22 PM   #3522
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That would be an interesting mash/boil...

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Old 09-27-2013, 09:32 PM   #3523
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"Hey Dogg, did you see the size of that chicken?"
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Old 09-27-2013, 09:38 PM   #3524
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"Hey Dogg, did you see the size of that chicken?"
"Hey mang, is that a chupacabra?!"
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:05 PM   #3525
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Damn it Billy-Klubb your new avatar is killing me. I love it!

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Old 09-27-2013, 10:42 PM   #3526
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I was at a Mexican restaurant in Austin. Waitress came over tried to sell us Bud or something.

How ‘bout Negra Modelo or Dos Equis?
No, we have Heineken and Corona.
Is Corona the only Mexican beer?
We have Doe Sockies, it’s Mexican.
Let’s see it.
She brings over a Dos Equis.

We did leave her a nice tip, so she could buy a bus ticket back to New Jersey or wherever the heck she came from.

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Old 09-27-2013, 11:23 PM   #3527
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I was at a Mexican restaurant in Austin. Waitress came over tried to sell us Bud or something.

How ‘bout Negra Modelo or Dos Equis?
No, we have Heineken and Corona.
Is Corona the only Mexican beer?
We have Doe Sockies, it’s Mexican.
Let’s see it.
She brings over a Dos Equis.

We did leave her a nice tip, so she could buy a bus ticket back to New Jersey or wherever the heck she came from.
chili has beans and 7Up is not "a Coke".
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Old 09-28-2013, 12:04 AM   #3528
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Chili has beans and 7up is not "a coke".
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Old 09-28-2013, 12:17 AM   #3529
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I believe we've had this exchange before...
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I think so too. Beer?
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