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Old 08-26-2013, 09:29 PM   #3041
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Old 08-26-2013, 10:55 PM   #3042
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Local "pub" tv commercial.
-I put pub purposely into quotes because its just a dive bar but they call themselves a pub.

"coldest beer in town"

shows bar maid with frosted over sun glasses as she pours beer into a glass that appears to have dry ice in it.

Everyday people I don't mind being ignorant about beer because to them its just another choice between a coke or Pepsi. But for a bar to continue the myth that colder is better is hard for me to take.
Colder is better when you're talking about crappy tasting beer. For me to drink a Budweiser I'd want it to be as cold as possible to mask the wet cardboard flavor.
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Old 08-26-2013, 11:54 PM   #3044
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Mass produced Mexican lager is the only Mexican beer I've had, and I like it, and I have to have lime juice on the rim. I'm sorry, I'm so ashamed. (for the record, I only like XX Amber and Negra Modelo) So, so ashamed!

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I wonder if that would work.
I know that fruits and vegetables will take on slight characteristics of what they are grown next to. I've eaten spicy tomoatoes that were grown intermixed with jalapenos.

Not sure if it would work with hops because we're only pulling the oompa loopmas and/or acids, and not eating the vegetation.
You put OOMPA LOOMPAS in your beer?... I guess I've been doing it wrong..

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Mass produced Mexican lager is the only Mexican beer I've had, and I like it, and I have to have lime juice on the rim. I'm sorry, I'm so ashamed. (for the record, I only like XX Amber and Negra Modelo) So, so ashamed!
I'm confused, what are you ashamed of? That's like admitting you like mac and cheese once in a while.
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:05 AM   #3046
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Mass produced Mexican lager is the only Mexican beer I've had, and I like it, and I have to have lime juice on the rim. I'm sorry, I'm so ashamed. (for the record, I only like XX Amber and Negra Modelo) So, so ashamed!
Once in a while I like to go to this little hole-in-the-wall Mexican joint and scarf down a plate of enchiladas. Nothing washes that down better than a good, cold Negra Modelo. That's damn fine beer.
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Old 08-27-2013, 02:16 AM   #3047
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So I can come out of the (Mexican beer with lime) closet?

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I'm confused, what are you ashamed of? That's like admitting you like mac and cheese once in a while.
Yep. It was 94° tonight when we started drill, and spent the better part of an hour cutting a car up (extrication/jaws of life practice..in full bunker gear) A few of us head down to the VFW after drill for a couple cold ones... that first Bud Light bottle hit the table in front of me, and I found the bottom of that in about three minutes. DAMN did it hit the spot.
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Local "pub" tv commercial.
-I put pub purposely into quotes because its just a dive bar but they call themselves a pub.

"coldest beer in town"

shows bar maid with frosted over sun glasses as she pours beer into a glass that appears to have dry ice in it.

Everyday people I don't mind being ignorant about beer because to them its just another choice between a coke or Pepsi. But for a bar to continue the myth that colder is better is hard for me to take.
Please tell me this is on YouTube! I don't know why I'm picturing some weird 80s commercial.
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Old 08-27-2013, 03:37 AM   #3050
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... that first Bud Light bottle hit the table in front of me, and I found the bottom of that in about three minutes. DAMN did it hit the spot.
I just can't choke down BMC. It tastes horrible. Give me a cold lemonade instead.
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