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Old 11-16-2012, 02:42 PM   #261
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After explaining the brewing process to a friend, "So, there's no salt in beer?"
Hey, at least it's a legitimate question and not some knuckle-headed assumption!
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Old 11-16-2012, 02:48 PM   #262
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This one is only half related to misconceptions about beer. My wife was at a happy hour and a coworker told her that a hard apple cider was beer and apple juice mixed. Luckily I've taught her well enought that she quickly corrected the blunder.

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Old 11-16-2012, 02:58 PM   #263
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When we lived in Colorado (a land with more than its share of good craft brew), I had an interesting exchange with a waitress at a brewpub. I ordered a stout which came at perfect cellar temperature. It always peeves me when I go into a place, order a good ale and they chill it to swill temperature and bring it in a chilled glass. If I wanted taste hidden by numbed taste-buds I'd be drinking BMC!!!! This stout, however, was perfect temperature. I told the waitress that I appreciated their attention to serving it at the right temperature. She said I was the first person to ever tell her that. She went on to say that most people ordered it and then complained that it was warm.
Crap. Am I the only one seeing flashbacks of the tipping thread that wasn't supposed to be a tipping thread?
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:22 PM   #264
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Guy at work told me three Floyd's dreadnaught uses oranges to get the citrus flavor. I responded that hops provide that flavor and aroma. Was immediately told that I have no idea what I'm talking about because hops are what makes beer have alcohol
Did you smack this gentlemen?
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:33 PM   #265
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"Oh, so you make beer? Do you make all kinds? I know there's light beer, like Bud Light, and dark beer, like Blue Moon."

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Old 11-21-2012, 09:42 PM   #266
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Response by my family to every beer I make, no matter the style or the IBU's: "Boy, that sure is hoppy."

Me: "But, it's a pilsner..."

Them: "Mhmm, a hoppy one"

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Old 11-21-2012, 09:51 PM   #267
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Response by my family to every beer I make, no matter the style or the IBU's: "Boy, that sure is hoppy."

Me: "But, it's a pilsner..."

Them: "Mhmm, a hoppy one"

When all you have is an adjective, everything looks like... Hrm, a place to use it, I suppose.
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Old 11-21-2012, 09:59 PM   #268
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My Bud Light swilling neighbor believes "Light" refers to the color and anything that doesn't say that is a "dark" beer.

Furthermore, any beer with hop character is "skunky"

So, SNPA is a "skunky dark beer"
You should tell him he's wrong. Light acually refers to the flavor.
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Old 11-23-2012, 02:20 PM   #269
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After a long brew day, a friend of mine messaged me and asked what I was up to. Told him I was relaxing after said brew day.

The follow up question was how the beer tasted. He thought the beer was done right after the brewing process.

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Old 11-23-2012, 02:32 PM   #270
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I was on a job site once and some guy was arguing with me about Guinness. He was adamant that Guinness was made by 'scraping the bottom of the Budweiser tanks.' Unbelievable.

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