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Old 06-10-2013, 09:11 PM   #2611
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Drinking at my buddy's house (who I brew with), and his wife asked if she should keep the bottle we had just drank to reuse. I told her it was a Belgian bottle and we typically don't use them...there was a long conversation about the fact that we'd need a corker, so I showed her one in the Northern Brewer catalog that was on the table, and she said,

"A Portuguese floor corker? Sounds like a crazy sex move!"

I haven't laughed that hard in a REALLY long time.
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Old 06-10-2013, 10:54 PM   #2612
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If his wife is a floor
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Old 06-11-2013, 04:52 AM   #2613
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if his wife is a floor
lmao!!
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Old 06-11-2013, 02:31 PM   #2614
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Went to county grill in Hampton last night. I saw they had a rogue beer on tap, being from Washington state I was most interested in it. They labeled the beer on the menu as "100% Rogue Dead Gun Ale." I was a little confused having never heard of dead "gun" before. I asked the bartender if it really was dead "gun" or if it could be dead "guy." Her reply was it is a great ale, very smooth, one of the few ales she likes versus the many IPAs they had on tap. I decided to order the rogue which upon tasting was definetly dead GUY.

In the mean time my wife leans over and says sarcastically, "so....that was he answer to your question right?"

I replied "no worries, I speak misinformed bartender very well" and proceeded to enjoy my dead guy which I find on tap very rarely here in VA.

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Old 06-11-2013, 02:39 PM   #2615
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I usually cut servers a lot of slack since it is a rough job. My coworker took me to lunch for a job well done on Friday and insisted I get a beer. "Ok, can I get a Guinness?" "Kin its?"

I blinked and narrowed my eyes a bit.

Her *giggle* "oh KINITTS! I think we have that!" she walked over to the bartender who sent her back to me. "Oh Im sorry we dont have Guinness" (she got it this time) "would you like a black session lager?"

"Actually could I see the list please? Ok, how about the IPA here" *points*

She walks over, and walks right back "Im sorry, we dont have some of the beers on the list anymore. The bartender suggested Founders Porter"

"Ok, yeah sure, I'll take that"

"Glass?"

"Yes please"

She came back with a red wine glass. At that point, I would have drank BMC through a straw just to not have to engage further. I kept my mouth shut.

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Old 06-11-2013, 03:07 PM   #2616
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I usually cut servers a lot of slack since it is a rough job. My coworker took me to lunch for a job well done on Friday and insisted I get a beer. "Ok, can I get a Guinness?" "Kin its?"

I blinked and narrowed my eyes a bit.

Her *giggle* "oh KINITTS! I think we have that!" she walked over to the bartender who sent her back to me. "Oh Im sorry we dont have Guinness" (she got it this time) "would you like a black session lager?"

"Actually could I see the list please? Ok, how about the IPA here" *points*

She walks over, and walks right back "Im sorry, we dont have some of the beers on the list anymore. The bartender suggested Founders Porter"

"Ok, yeah sure, I'll take that"

"Glass?"

"Yes please"

She came back with a red wine glass. At that point, I would have drank BMC through a straw just to not have to engage further. I kept my mouth shut.
Awww... how cute. it talks. (the witstaff not you)

Wow though. That is painful but you seem to have restrained yourself well.
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Old 06-11-2013, 03:21 PM   #2617
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She came back with a red wine glass. At that point, I would have drank BMC through a straw just to not have to engage further. I kept my mouth shut.
I started drinking some beer out of wine glasses. I think it improves the experience of good beer.

Not sure that was what the bar tender was going for, though.
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Old 06-11-2013, 03:24 PM   #2618
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I think the poor dear had a bit of a neutral zone above her head. It was almost as if she was categorically unqualified to do what she was doing

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Old 06-11-2013, 08:56 PM   #2619
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Just overheard at the gym:

Bro 1 - What should we get for beer?
Bro 2 - Get the biggest keg you can.
Bro 1 - Ok, ill get a bud light or something.
Bro 2 - Nah dawg, get a real beer, like a Bud or a Coors.

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Just overheard at the gym:

Bro 1 - What should we get for beer?
Bro 2 - Get the biggest keg you can.
Bro 1 - Ok, ill get a bud light or something.
Bro 2 - Nah dawg, get a real beer, like a Bud or a Coors.
I would have said..."forget a keg, go for a hogshead of MGD, you gotta live a little!"
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