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Old 03-21-2013, 01:37 AM   #1891
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That's unfortunate. It's like Pizza Hut winning best pizza in town, or something. Seriously?
Haha very true. Or McDonald's winning best mocha latte (those are seriously terrible...)
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Old 03-21-2013, 01:47 AM   #1892
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That's unfortunate. It's like Pizza Hut winning best pizza in town, or something. Seriously?
More like a pizza hut pizza winning best pizza in town... and best burger
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Old 03-21-2013, 02:02 AM   #1893
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More like a pizza hut pizza winning best pizza in town... and best burger
They did a really good job with the pizza part of it. All small bars and restaurants, but they dropped the ball with the beer. The one brewery only does ales, they asked them which one was for the lager category, he said he didn't have a lager all his beers were ales. They told him just to pick one to enter the lager category!
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Old 03-21-2013, 03:47 AM   #1894
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Oh man I was crying Ill have to watch more of his stand up
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Old 03-21-2013, 04:25 AM   #1895
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I was purchasing trogs nugget nectar and a gentleman, whom was holding a 24 pack of bud asked me "what type of lemonade is that?"
This is great.
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Old 03-21-2013, 04:44 PM   #1896
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From a recent Springboard survey. Needless to say, I did not qualify for this survey based on my answers...

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Old 03-21-2013, 04:50 PM   #1897
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Needs a craft beer entry
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Needs a craft beer entry
And a homebrew entry
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Needs a craft beer entry
The closest was the Blue Moon/Sam Adams category, so I put all 10 to that one. But agreed, it needs at least a few more categories and several of the existing categories could have been lumped together.
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even better all of the BJCP categories.

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