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Old 03-06-2013, 03:41 AM   #1801
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That is the first and only time I sent back a beer.
That reminds me of the first (but probably not only) time I got a drink I should have sent back but didn't. It wasn't a beer, but... I got a bad feeling when, after ordering a Manhattan, the waitress came back to ask whether I wanted an olive in it. When the drink showed up, it was in a wine glass and at room temperature.

Thankfully there was no olive.
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:54 AM   #1802
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Sounds like a pretty good Freudian slip

Pics so we can assess the validity/appropriateness of your still only being an "aquaintance"

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Objectifying women is totally awesome!
As is having no sense of humour
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:12 AM   #1803
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As is having no sense of humour
A woman's physical attractiveness being the only way to assess her appropriateness for various types of relationships is hilarious. Got it.
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Old 03-06-2013, 10:22 AM   #1804
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Hey you two! Chill out! Go to PMs rather than derailing this thread with unfunny things not about beer! I can see this turning into a worse debate than the economists...

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Old 03-06-2013, 10:34 AM   #1805
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Hey you two! Chill out! Go to PMs rather than derailing this thread with unfunny things not about beer! I can see this turning into a worse debate than the economists...
I'm actually done. I won't hijack a thread for more than a couple of posts. So, we can all chill out, yourself included.
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:32 PM   #1806
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The American Revolution was in another time. 26 5-6 year old children would be alive today if the guns used were illegal and the creep hadn't had them. I believe only hunting rifles and shotguns should be legal. All others should not be available.
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:49 PM   #1807
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Old 03-06-2013, 08:57 PM   #1808
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Not overheard....but this is seriously funny

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I need ideas for a beer. All grain please It has to ;
1. Have fast turnover time.
2. Cheap grain bill.
3. 5 gallon batch.
4. High ibu
5. high abv.
6. Make you wet in the panties.
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Old 03-06-2013, 09:51 PM   #1809
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Not overheard....but this is seriously funny
Haha I read this thread earlier, classic
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Old 03-07-2013, 12:16 AM   #1810
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I was once at a bar drinking a Miller Genuine Draft, prior to my dive into real beer drinking. A guy came up to me and said, "drinking the diesel, eh? I can't handle that stuff."

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