zeg

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That reminds me of the first (but probably not only) time I got a drink I should have sent back but didn't. It wasn't a beer, but... I got a bad feeling when, after ordering a Manhattan, the waitress came back to ask whether I wanted an olive in it. When the drink showed up, it was in a wine glass and at room temperature.

Thankfully there was no olive.

Ogri

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As is having no sense of humour

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Very often you can't see the important things on the outside........................................... .
.............Like takoyaki.

downtown3641

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A woman's physical attractiveness being the only way to assess her appropriateness for various types of relationships is hilarious. Got it.

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Fermenting: Lockout Oatmeal Stout
Bottled: Amber Ale, 15min APA, Surly Furious Clone, Janet's Brown Ale, (Extra) Robust Porter, MO/Citra Pale Ale
Kegged: Pumpkin Ale

Ryush806

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Hey you two! Chill out! Go to PMs rather than derailing this thread with unfunny things not about beer! I can see this turning into a worse debate than the economists...

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Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin (and I don't care if this quote has been largely discredited/misquoted...I like it!)

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health.
- Thomas Jefferson

downtown3641

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I'm actually done. I won't hijack a thread for more than a couple of posts. So, we can all chill out, yourself included.

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Fermenting: Lockout Oatmeal Stout
Bottled: Amber Ale, 15min APA, Surly Furious Clone, Janet's Brown Ale, (Extra) Robust Porter, MO/Citra Pale Ale
Kegged: Pumpkin Ale

tennesseean_87

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This:in reply to this:

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#8 Corks in Belgian Bottles Hold Carbonation
Drinking: Graham's Cider, Sour mash Red, Rochefort 8 clone, Yeti Imp Stout clone, Brown Sugar Spiced Cider, Split batch IPA/SBitter, Oatmeal Brown Ale, Belgian Pale Ale, Oatmeal Dry Stout
Bottle conditioning: Graham's Cran-Apple Oaked Cider, Raspberry Apfelwein, Split batch Tripel, Split Batch Pilsener
Fermenter: Graham's Cran-Blue-Pom-Apple Cider
On Deck: Gun Stock Old Ale, BC Haus Pale (half nugget, half columbus), Berliner Weisse

CreamyGoodness

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You are perilously close to being assaulted with a salmon.

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You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.

Xpertskir

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Not overheard....but this is seriously funny

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Kegged and serving - American Wheat, Daves Porter, Outkast Kolsch, Nectar of Nuggets
Bottled: French Canadian Breakfast Stout, Edworts Apfelwein, Westminster Wit, Put that in your stout and smoke it
Fermenting: Apfelwein, Flanders Red, Skeeter Pee, Heady Topper attempt #1, Kumquat Berliner Weiss, Sabraton Accident Stout, Nelson RyePA
Upcoming: Session IPA, Yeti eqsue stout, Dark English Mild, ESB, CDA, Row 2 Hill 56, Zombiedust, Hoppy Amber, Geuze, 100% Brett Golden Ale

gcdowd

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Haha I read this thread earlier, classic

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God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.

ncorroy

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I was once at a bar drinking a Miller Genuine Draft, prior to my dive into real beer drinking. A guy came up to me and said, "drinking the diesel, eh? I can't handle that stuff."