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Old 02-02-2013, 02:09 PM   #1531
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Yeah,they could open for the punk band Ivan & the stiff d*** Rainbows.
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Old 02-02-2013, 03:39 PM   #1532
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Reminds me of a party we had when 4 of us twenty year olds live in a run down bachelor pad. A guy used to come around and get on every ones nerves but never got the hint that we weren't a$$es to him just to be funny. One might I finally got tired of him so as 6 of us are mingling in the front yard I turn to my buddy and ask "ya know what else is funny?" Then blast douchedude in the nards full force. He layed on the ground for a minute then got up and stood there a minute later I asked another buddy the same question with same result. Dude stayed the rest of the night to his credit but never showed up again

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Old 02-02-2013, 04:25 PM   #1533
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"How do they get such intense aroma in this Hamslop?"

My mother after two bottles of Hopslam. She quickly corrected herself, but I couldn't help but laugh at that little bit of dyslexia surfacing.
What's crazy, is my brain auto-corrected this when I was reading. I had to re-read it 3 times before I noticed...
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:28 PM   #1534
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...and, by the way, "Scrotal Hematoma" would be a great name for a band!!
had a band on our ship and called ourselves "The Pus-Ridden Anal Sores"
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:34 PM   #1535
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What's crazy, is my brain auto-corrected this when I was reading. I had to re-read it 3 times before I noticed...
Me too. I had to read it again and again for it to make sense.
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:11 PM   #1536
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Reminds me of a party we had when 4 of us twenty year olds live in a run down bachelor pad. A guy used to come around and get on every ones nerves but never got the hint that we weren't a$$es to him just to be funny. One might I finally got tired of him so as 6 of us are mingling in the front yard I turn to my buddy and ask "ya know what else is funny?" Then blast douchedude in the nards full force. He layed on the ground for a minute then got up and stood there a minute later I asked another buddy the same question with same result. Dude stayed the rest of the night to his credit but never showed up again
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:51 PM   #1537
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Having some Peticolas Velvet Hammer Imperial Red Ale while playing ultimate frisbee:

"That's beer? Why is it red?"

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Old 02-03-2013, 12:50 AM   #1538
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I reused infected yeast by sterilizing it with Starsan.
Don't think it works that way...
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:55 AM   #1539
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Apparently my local Whole Foods keeps Lagunitas limited editions under the Import section.

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One more for the day, though no dialogue was involved.

At a local bar that serves 75% local beer on draft and the other 25% is other popular craft beers. I see a guy at the bar wearing a soccer jersey sold by one of the local breweries that had two of the taps at this bar. I am assumed he knew beer by his selection of shirt. What did he order? Coors light ...

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