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Old 01-24-2013, 04:47 AM   #1371
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If only you could get a good beer at a ballgame!
We have great beer at our ballgames. Now, if we could only get a good ball team...
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Old 01-24-2013, 03:33 PM   #1372
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My future wife says she hates Lagers, although she's quite fond of my various styles of home brewed ales, but if presented with only BMC as options, she always goes for Miller Light. If asked why she prefers Miller light light she argues that, "It's a Pilsner and not a Lager". SMH...

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My future wife says she hates Lagers, although she's quite fond of my various styles of home brewed ales, but if presented with only BMC as options, she always goes for Miller Light. If asked why she prefers Miller light light she argues that, "It's a Pilsner and not a Lager". SMH...
You need to fix that before you get married. Unacceptable in my book...
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:14 PM   #1374
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Just had a buddy taste one of my beers for the first time. It's a spin off of Jamil's West Coast Blaster that I fermented with Belgian yeast.

Buddy: "It tastes like 3 different beers in one."
Me: "Oh yea? Which three beers?"
Buddy: "I don't know, kinda like 3 that I've never had before."
Me: "? wtf ?"

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Old 01-24-2013, 05:25 PM   #1375
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That's pretty dadgum funny!

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...tasting a beer at 1 week, and again at 2....that to me just means there 2 less beers that are actually tasting good and are ready at the end.
"Anyway on the wall was this sign. People who drink light beer don't really like beer. They just like to piss a lot."

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Just had a buddy taste one of my beers for the first time. It's a spin off of Jamil's West Coast Blaster that I fermented with Belgian yeast.

Buddy: "It tastes like 3 different beers in one."
Me: "Oh yea? Which three beers?"
Buddy: "I don't know, kinda like 3 that I've never had before."
Me: "? wtf ?"

I would take that as a complement. You brewed a beer with complexity.
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Old 01-24-2013, 05:39 PM   #1377
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"Heineken! F@#K that, Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"
Apparently it's a movie quote, but I heard it about 100 times this past weekend at a camping event.

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Old 01-24-2013, 07:24 PM   #1378
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"Heineken! F@#K that, Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"
Apparently it's a movie quote, but I heard it about 100 times this past weekend at a camping event.
Hah, that's from Blue Velvet by David Lynch. Pretty f'ed up movie. My husband, although he's a huge beer snob, says that all the time.
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Hah, that's from Blue Velvet by David Lynch. Pretty f'ed up movie. My husband, although he's a huge beer snob, says that all the time.
my brother's a big Lynch fan. we'd always yell that at the bars. and in his garage. and my living room. and his living room. and his back yard. I think a church is the only place we haven't yelled that quote.
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You guys make me feel as though I need to watch that movie...

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