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Old 01-22-2013, 05:26 AM   #1351
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Yeah I just looked it up and the only way I can do it is if I go to college and enter a science fair where I distill alcohol.

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Old 01-22-2013, 11:10 AM   #1352
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That's why you stick a shooter of rum into the lining of your coat. Pour that into your coke and you're good. Just make sure you get one with a plastic cap, or it will set off the metal detector.
Like leftover yeast vials?
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:24 AM   #1353
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This may not be the original direction that this thread was meant but it was still quite funny to me. My son just turned 21 and went to the local package store that has a great selection of micro brews and some unique imports. He purchased an $8.00, 12 oz bottle of a dark strong Italian ale (I'm not sure what it was) to celebrate his birthday. He said that it was fantastic. Fast forward to today, he was going to a professional basketball game and I told him to be careful and not drink too much. He said that was not going to drink at all. He will not pay $6.00 for a 22 oz glass of Bud Light. I had to laugh but I think that I created a monster or at least a beer snob.
this is proof that not all parents are idiots (I've had serious doubts) and that there is hope for future generations

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If only you could get a good beer at a ballgame!
I'm working on that, at least at the minor league level
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:51 AM   #1354
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Old 01-22-2013, 11:52 AM   #1355
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If only you could get a good beer at a ballgame!
You can get good beer at Miller Park. Not just the regular Macro stuff. Good actual craft beer. You pay more but what's a couple bucks more when you are paying $6 for crappy beer anyway.
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Old 01-22-2013, 06:33 PM   #1356
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My girlfriend told me I have to stop fly-sparging in the house because it makes her have to pee. I tried to negotiate by saying then she would have to stop watching "Real Housewives of [ENTER CITY HERE]" while I was in the house. I'm still sparging in the kitchen...

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Old 01-22-2013, 09:23 PM   #1357
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If only you could get a good beer at a ballgame!
Cincinnati has a decent beer selection at Reds games, although yes, it costs more and you have to put up with stuff like ordering a Two-Hearted Ale and getting "huh? Oh, the fish beer?" in response.

There's only one stand that sells real craft beer though (stuff like Yuengling, Heineken and Dos Equis is a little easier to find), so if you sit in the nosebleed seats, you're stuck with a hike to get to it.
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My buddy just bottled his first batch of beer. We were sipping on the hydro sample and passed it to his girlfriend. She took a sip and said "oh that is good, I especially like it because it is cloudy like blue moon. Will this taste like blue moon after it has carbed up?"

My buddy had brewed an irish red...

God save him, he answered, "I don't think it will...but, we can do a side by side if you want."

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Like leftover yeast vials?
That'll work. It might be a little harder to hide though. A friend of mine sticks a shooter in under the tongue of each shoe when he's going to football and baseball games all the time.
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Old 01-23-2013, 07:20 AM   #1360
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Are you a woman?

A) yes
B) no

If you answered

a) no I am not making fun of your purse or pink shirt
b) HAHAHAHA

Unless it isn't a purse it's a satchel (Indiana Jones had one) and your shirt isn't pink it's salmon?
What's wrong with wearing pink? It's just a color.
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