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02-07-2012, 01:52 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Olathe, KS
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Can't fix stupid... Just get rid of them.
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02-07-2012, 02:47 PM
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Gettin' Banjaxed!
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: WI
Posts: 2,458
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Originally Posted by ODaniel
Guess I have smarter friends, hah. I have people over all the time, and 6 taps, never really an issue. I did however have a party once and some dumb girl I didn't know wanted to try a beer so I said yes. She poured a cup, stepped back and said "How do I turn it off?!", while it was flowing full speed onto the floor (towel drip tray). I said "Are you stupid?! The opposite way you turned it on. Same concept as a sink and shower." Stupid college girls...
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I was asked by a UW Madison college girl what boiling water looked like. True story.
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02-07-2012, 06:00 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 995
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ODaniel
Guess I have smarter friends, hah. I have people over all the time, and 6 taps, never really an issue. I did however have a party once and some dumb girl I didn't know wanted to try a beer so I said yes. She poured a cup, stepped back and said "How do I turn it off?!", while it was flowing full speed onto the floor (towel drip tray). I said "Are you stupid?! The opposite way you turned it on. Same concept as a sink and shower." Stupid college girls...
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A similar thing happened to me but it was a tub full of margaritas with a spigot. Some people... |
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02-07-2012, 06:09 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cornwall, Ontario
Posts: 288
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Originally Posted by chemman14
A similar thing happened to me but it was a tub full of margaritas with a spigot. Some people...
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Similar thing happened to me while teaching a microbiology class for nursing students. A girl unscrewed the bunsen burner upright tube from the base, resulting in a large fireball on the benchtop. She then turned to me and asked how to make it stop. "TURN THE GAS TAP THE OPPOSITE WAY YOU DID TO TURN IT ON YOU DUMBASS!"
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02-07-2012, 06:13 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 995
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Originally Posted by ajbram
Similar thing happened to me while teaching a microbiology class for nursing students. A girl unscrewed the bunsen burner upright tube from the base, resulting in a large fireball on the benchtop. She then turned to me and asked how to make it stop. "TURN THE GAS TAP THE OPPOSITE WAY YOU DID TO TURN IT ON YOU DUMBASS!"
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02-07-2012, 06:16 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Illinois, "The Greece of the United States"
Posts: 446
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One of my buddies asked to try my moose drool clone and I agreed of course.
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If he was a real buddy he would have offered to buy the ingredients himself, without you saying anything. |
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02-07-2012, 06:27 PM
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Señor Member
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Madison, WI
Posts: 633
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Originally Posted by Zamial
I was asked by a UW Madison college girl what boiling water looked like. True story.
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But they never taught us that! |
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02-08-2012, 02:03 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: decatur, il
Posts: 265
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Originally Posted by Airplanedoc
If he was a real buddy he would have offered to buy the ingredients himself, without you saying anything.
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Oh he did! The good news is that there is still beer coming out, I wondering if I didn't lose TOO much. It soaked a bath towel a roll of paper towels and a handtowel, maybe I should pour a gallon of water on the floor to get an idea hah.
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