jgerard

Recipes 

so I had a few friends over after bailing on a party for a homebrew and movie. One of my buddies asked to try my moose drool clone and I agreed ofcourse. Anyways about 5 minutes later I got up to go to the bathroom and my kitchen floor was covered in beer. =( nobody is touching the tap but me from now on.

dfc

Recipes 

Punch him in the face and make him buy you ingredients as well as help out with the next batch. I bet he won't leave your tap open ever again.

__________________
Kegged: ________
Bottled: Strawberry Cream Ale, Grape Wine, Imperial Stout, Barleywine, Blue Agave Wheat, Kolsch
Primary: Imperial Stout, Neapolitan Stout
Secondary: ________

How to brew extract (with pictures!)

How to brew extract (Video)

Teromous

Recipes 

Oh man, that sucks! I left mine slightly open one time by accident. I started seeing flashbacks of how long it took me to clean out all of my equipment, knowing that if I had to brew another I would have to do it all over again. It's like watching somebody kill a unicorn.

wfahey

Recipes 

I currently have a Moose Drool clone kegged in the fridge. I feel for you.

__________________
Primary: Banana Beer
Secondary: empty
Bottled: Cherry Wheat (Ladies like it, I don't)
Kegged: Brown Ale
Kegged: Blue Moon

To be brewed:
Dunkelweizen (Austin Kit)

aiptasia

Recipes 

ISO: Keg lock.

postal_penguin

Recipes 

Was it a picnic tap or a bar tap? I've sometimes had my fridge close on a picnic tap and force it open. Fortunately I noticed before it had overflowed the mug I use as a drip tray.

__________________
Primary: Apfelwein, Raspberry Lambic, Experimental Wheat cider, IPA
Secondary: Empty
Keg 1: Hefe
Keg 2: Irish Stout
Keg 3: Peach Kolsch
Keg 4: Empty
Bottled: Bourbon Vanilla Porter, Chocolate Stout

ODaniel

Recipes 

Guess I have smarter friends, hah. I have people over all the time, and 6 taps, never really an issue. I did however have a party once and some dumb girl I didn't know wanted to try a beer so I said yes. She poured a cup, stepped back and said "How do I turn it off?!", while it was flowing full speed onto the floor (towel drip tray). I said "Are you stupid?! The opposite way you turned it on. Same concept as a sink and shower." Stupid college girls...

Ibanous

Recipes 

Wow is that really a thing? I worked as a bartender for years so maybe my perception is off, but I never imagined someone wouldn't know how to work a tap.

__________________
Primary: Snowbow Bitter (British Bitter), Edwort Apfelwien III
Secondary: Infamous IPA
Bottled: Green Horn Brown Ale I&II, Utterly Stout, EdWort Apfelwein x2, Anonymous IPA, Hasty Hefeweizen, Hot Red Head Irish Ale, Smug yet Illegitimate
Keg: Smug yet Illegitimate (failed Arrogant Bastard Clone), Green Horn Brown Ale II

ODaniel

Recipes 

It definitely happened. Stupid people never cease to amaze me with their stupidity.

woodstone

Recipes 

What?
Left the effing tap open?!?!?!
Loose that friend (delete) loser.
Stupid is as stupid does.

__________________
On Deck Nada
Fermenting/Conditioning Simcoe IPA, Cascade IPA, Ginger Saison, Sour Brown
Almost Gone Steam, Midas Touch, Chile Lager, Chablis Mead, Sticky Red Raspberry Mead