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Old 05-05-2013, 05:40 PM   #1
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Last night I settled into my favorite chair and apparently got a little too comfortable, as I fell fast asleep. Problem is that I had a pint glass half full of Ruthless Rye in my hand when I went to visit Mr. Sandman. I woke up at 3:30am thinking I had pissed myself.

Anyone know how to get rye beer and hop smell out of a brushed leather chair?



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Old 05-05-2013, 06:56 PM   #2
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I would normally say fire, but in this case I would say YOU WASTEFUL PERSON, SHAME BE ON YOU.



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Old 05-05-2013, 06:59 PM   #3
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I was feeling pretty good and was transferring some beer to secondary for dry hopping and added my first oz of hops to the primary instead of secondary! Doh!
Luckily I had another oz or so of hops in freezer, not the same, but it got thrown in anyways!!

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I used to spend money on crap beer.

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I decided that it would be great tobrew my own beer. Now I'm obsessed and broke!

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Old 05-05-2013, 09:04 PM   #6
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I used to drink Budweiser. Constatnly.

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Last night I settled into my favorite chair and apparently got a little too comfortable, as I fell fast asleep. Problem is that I had a pint glass half full of Ruthless Rye in my hand when I went to visit Mr. Sandman. I woke up at 3:30am thinking I had pissed myself.

Anyone know how to get rye beer and hop smell out of a brushed leather chair?
No clue. Maybe check with a furniture store. Probably a wine remover.
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And just when I think I'm over dumb noob mistakes, I pull one even a noob wouldn't do!!

I'm brewing yuri's thunderstruck pumpkin ale, got the pumpkin in the oven roasting, grains steeping, just finishing the 155* 30 min steep and getting all the next stuff ready next step.
Wait! What the?! Where is all my malt?!?! I had everything for this beer!! Crap!! No malt anywhere!!!
Grrrrr!!

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I had a dream that I wash mashing and then when I finished and was ready to get brewing I had no hops or yeast!!!



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