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Old 08-13-2012, 09:26 PM   #1
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PORTLAND -- A man who decided he was too drunk to drive early Friday morning chose instead to crawl into a recycling dumpster near a Southeast Portland bar, only to be picked up by a hauler and twice compacted.



He survived!

http://www.kgw.com/news/-Drunk-man-i...165729946.html

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Old 08-13-2012, 09:28 PM   #2
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Sounds like he needs to have a homebrew.

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You got to give him credit for choosing to sleep instead of driving drunk.

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Old 08-13-2012, 09:54 PM   #5
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You got to give him credit for choosing to sleep instead of driving drunk.
But why a dumpster instead of the back seat?
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But why a dumpster instead of the back seat?
How drunk do you have to be to want to sleep in a dumpster? I mean, I've been pretty drunk, but that's just crazy time.

Some guys just can't handle Portland.
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Old 08-13-2012, 10:21 PM   #7
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But why a dumpster instead of the back seat?
And i have heard stories that you can still get a citation for public intoxication or something like that if your passed out in your car.
What they dont mention is that Club 205 is a strip club(of course, its Portland), funny he was drinking "near it".
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What they dont mention is that Club 205 is a strip club(of course, its Portland), funny he was drinking "near it".
lol, I knew someone else would notice that
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But why a dumpster instead of the back seat?
It's a pretty poor choice of locations to sleep. I am kind of thinking now maybe he was trying to get back to his car, but was simply to intoxicated to make it there so a dumpster was the next best thing.
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I got the shivers from the pure epicosity of that dude's night.

Tremendous.

Just think... For the rest of the dude's life he can trump about 98% of all drunk stories both because of the sheer awesomeness of it and the fact that the only person he really endangered was himself.

Some lameass: "oh my God, I was totally wasted last night. I was so drunk someone wrote a penis on my forehead.... In marker!"

This guy: "amateur. I passed out in a dumpster, got dumped into a garbage truck and got compacted.... Twice!"

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