So I'm at a really nice hotel, with a really nice bar. I looked at their taps and noticed a couple Bell's offerings and ask what's on tap. Here's how the rest of the interaction unfolded..
Barkeep: "Nothing. Taps are being cleaned."
"What do you have in bottles?"
"Bud, Bud Light, Labatt Blue, Stella, Corona, Coors, Heineken."
"I thought I saw a Bell's Two Hearted bottle on display?"
"No, that isn't Bell's."
So now I'm thinking that unless someone else started calling their beer Two hearted and putting a picture of a trout on it, I'm pretty sure it's Bell's, so I just say "whatever you call it, I'll have one of those."
They guy brings it over, and sure enough it is Bell's. He then proceeds to produce a very frosted mug and pour my freezing cold beer slowly into a freezing cold mug producing absolutely no head, then hands it to me.
What the hell is wrong with people??????