Although I am Jewish, I'm pretty certain Jesus did not need to brew wine. Just give him some water, and presto-chango!
And speaking of holiday gifts, my friends out in LA will be getting a beer manorah for hannukah. For those who don't know, the hannukah manorah has 9 candels, one of which is placed higher than the rest. So eight 12 oz bottles, and one bomber all homebrew (2 stout, 2 I-porter, 2 Ambers, 2 pumpkin ale, and a bomber of strawberry wheat).