Are there any breweries that put out a SMASH? Would there even be much of a market for it? I would love to be able to buy a SMASH sample pack. Like the sample 12 packs some breweries put out, but SMASHED. Maybe I'm just smashed? Hmmmmmm.
The man who intoxicates himself on bad whisky is sometimes moved to kill his wife and set his house on fire, but the victim of applejack is capable of blowing up a whole town with dynamite and of reciting original poetry to every surviving inhabitant.
"A Wicked Beverage," New York Times, April 10, 1894