That is not OT at all. Hell, it's your topic!
Those ties are not bad at all! I was expecting to see Homer and Duff Beer on them. I don't wear ties, ever, so not for me.
Now there's some take delight in the carriages a rolling
and others take delight in the hurling and the bowling
but I take delight in the juice of the barley
and courting pretty fair maids in the morning bright and early