Richard

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"I prefer to grow my own hydroponic marijuana"

Makeyermark

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"Can you drink it?"

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Drinking: Store Bought
Bottle Conditioning: Band Aid Hefe
Secondary: Air
Primary: Austin Home Brew Blue Moon Clone

tmoney1224

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How big is your still?

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Standing Eight Brewing
Always up for another round

Primary 1: Milk Stout
Primary 2: Fizzy Yellow Beer
Primary 3: Boulevard Wheat with a twist
Planning: 1554 Clone

Cpt_Kirks

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"That's nice. However, I don't risk spending 10 years in club fed for manufacture of a controlled substance."

ChshreCat

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"Oh? What kind of beer do you brew?"

"Lots of different kinds. Ales mostly."

"Oh. I don't like ales."

"Oh? More of a lager man, huh?"

"No, I don't like lagers either. Just beer."

That was the actual conversation between me and one of my neighbors.

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"Science + beer = good!"
-Adam Savage

Xakk

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My mother-in-law actually asked me:

"So what's the difference between ale and beer?"

<face-palm>

johnnyc

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"I hope its better than the last homemade beer I had, my buddy in college made some pisswater."

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Kegged: Hoppy Amber, ESB, Weizenbock, Breakfast Stout, IPA

Fermenting: Yooper's Oktoberfest

Ksosh

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"You can go blind from that, you know!"

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-Ksosh
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Primary: Belgian Dark Strong, Version 2
Secondary: Second running session ale #2

marubozo

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When I told my dad I was going to start brewing my own beer he said, "Oh, it starts with beer, but soon you'll be making your own meth."

Richard

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"the last one I had was crap" - I've heard that a few times. Of course they are pleasantly surprised when they try mine!