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Old 04-18-2008, 03:47 AM   #31
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Any kind of stout destroys my intestines. I have no idea why - but its really any stout (guiness is less so than others).


I mean - its so bad I stopped drinking them despite really loving them. I even tried to slowly build a 'tolerance' with my intestines and it just didn't work.

If I have even one I will have doomed future me to a morning of urinating from his anus. A knee shaking, life altering experience. If I'm lucking I just go out of body.

Anyone else get this?



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Old 04-18-2008, 03:48 AM   #32
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... wow - thats a top post isn't it?



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Old 04-18-2008, 04:27 AM   #33
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Default Stouts do me in...

I concur with some of the other responses...for whatever reason, I seem to get wretchedly sick the next day after I drink stout. Like, maybe leave bed by 6 pm sick. (Yes, I am a pantywaist when it comes to being hungover.)

However, I think a partial cause may be that I don't really care for stouts that much, but for some reason one always sounds good as the 10th or 12th pint in a night. Then, after I've been brought home I am so anxious to fall into bed that I forget the requisite quart or two of water and an aspirin...and you know what happens then.

Now, I *love* me a Young's Double Chocolate Stout and that never seems to do me any harm. It may also be that I drink one and am done with beer for the evening.

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Old 04-18-2008, 08:50 AM   #34
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drsocc, you're supposed to DRINK the stouts, not... whatever the hell it is YOU'RE doing with them....

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Old 04-18-2008, 09:12 AM   #35
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I've had no problems, and I think I've tried about everything.

Of course, I've had more than a few "musical" mornings, so I don't know where that fits in.


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I'm the same way. I don't have any problems but those around me might especially after attending the Spring Hop Fest I can be very aromatic.
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Old 04-18-2008, 02:23 PM   #36
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You know you're a homebrewer when you tell what hops are in a fart.


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Old 04-18-2008, 04:22 PM   #37
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Old 04-18-2008, 05:09 PM   #38
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My dad drank a Schlafly's one time and it made the uvula in the back of his throat swell up like a water baloon. It got so big he had to be careful to not accidently bite down on it. He was having trouble breathing so my mom wanted to take him to the hospital, but he wasn't going to have any of that. He just slept on his stomach to make sure he didn't choke on it in the middle of the night. The next morning he was fine. True story - you can't make this stuff up.
I believe it. Happens to me when I drink too much liquor. Haven't drank liquor like that in forever, but it feels like your are going to swallow your uvula. Didn't even know that word until today.

As for beer Heiny is the worst tasting thing I have ever tried to drink...on purpose.
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Old 04-18-2008, 05:14 PM   #39
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If I drink even a few swallows of Miller Lite, within a few minutes my arms and legs begin to ache. It's just like I've run five miles, and my muscles start to hurt.

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