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Old 09-27-2012, 03:57 AM   #11
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Tonight I dranked some beer. sum waz homebrewz and some I boughted I had some Oxtuberfest that I madez and so0me puxin beer. The best one was the Russian River Redmption I had in a closet for about a year. People bringed me sum ice so I openeded it up. they say "Iz gooood" I say "No more" they say" " Tuff brew me sum I sayz and they left.

Can I haz a jobe?

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Old 09-27-2012, 04:40 AM   #12
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tonight i dranked some beer. Sum waz homebrewz and some i boughted i had some oxtuberfest that i madez and so0me puxin beer. The best one was the russian river redmption i had in a closet for about a year. People bringed me sum ice so i openeded it up. They say "iz gooood" i say "no more" they say" " tuff brew me sum i sayz and they left.

Can i haz a jobe?
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Old 09-27-2012, 04:51 AM   #13
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Can anyone tell me if the writing position is still open. I really need to supplement my income after sending the Royal Prince of Ghana my bank account info.

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Old 09-27-2012, 06:14 AM   #14
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Can anyone tell me if the writing position is still open. I really need to supplement my income after sending the Royal Prince of Ghana my bank account info.
You too? Apparently in a week I'll be getting a large reimbursement from him for helping his cousin with his emergency expenses. Next week I'll be rich! I might even help the OP write his articles for free!
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:01 PM   #15
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You too? Apparently in a week I'll be getting a large reimbursement from him for helping his cousin with his emergency expenses. Next week I'll be rich! I might even help the OP write his articles for free!
All I had to do was send him a signed blank check and then he said he would cash it for $25, then he would ship me gold bricks! Awesome deal.

Hey, it never hurts to ask for more info, right?
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:21 PM   #16
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Man, all you guys got is some Ghanian banker? Phhht....I got a real Nigerian Sex Slave for being such an awesome guy.

It's on the site where I used to host a discusion on sex and spirituality on an erotic writer's site years ago..


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My name is doris caldwell,i am a submissive young lady willing to get a man to explore new things together,i would not mind a live in sex slave so that we can have sex as long as we want and whenever you wish to,i want you to reply if you are serious about getting someone for your sexual desires.

I am willing to meet you so that we can get to know each other much more better,i want a serious master and slave relationship and not just cyber freinds if interested i will send you my pictures if you want,just let me have your email address in your replying mail and we shall get to meet soon,You can also send me an email on (doris4slave@yahoo.com)

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I have a Nigerian Loveslave...Do YOU have a Nigerian Loveslave? Warning, extremely NSFW!!!

(Now I think this should count as my writing audition, it's STILL my best work. )
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Old 09-27-2012, 01:29 PM   #17
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Damn. Now I want a counterflow chiller and a Nigerian sex slave. Wonder which one the SWMBO will let me get first.

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Damn. Now I want a counterflow chiller and a Nigerian sex slave. Wonder which one the SWMBO will let me get first.
I REALLY hope someone uses that in their sigline now.

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My article submission has been complete for 12 hours and there's no airlock activity. Do you think it is done, and should I move it to a secondary before I send out to the publisher?

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"Write drunk, edit sober." Hemingway.

My kinda guy!

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