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04-02-2009, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Phoenix, Arizona
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Beer Snobbery generator Awesomeness
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http://www.its-pub-night.com/2009/03/beer-review-generator.html
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Pours a vivid strawberry blonde with almost no head. Minimal lacing. Absolutely disgusting medicinal scent, with notes of circus peanut and molasses. Nightmarish buttery palate, with overtones of pepper and cilantro. Heavy mouthfeel and long, long finish. Score: 3.49/5.
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Pours a breathtaking golden color with a thick, rocky head. Beautiful lacing. Off-putting catty nose, maybe a little bacon and sherry. Heavy full-bodied flavor, with overtones of circus peanut and citrus. Dense, dense mouthfeel and thin finish. Score: 3.35/5.
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04-02-2009, 06:51 PM
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Poorly Sparged
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Behind You
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Now that's funny.
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04-02-2009, 07:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Grand Ledge, Mich
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Pours an insipid pitch black with a two-finger head. Stunning lacing. Absolutely disgusting musty aroma, with raisin and bubblegum. Off-putting fruity taste, with overtones of sweat and pepper. Thin mouthfeel and disappointing finish. Score: 1.02/5.
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friggin bad ass
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04-02-2009, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Silverdale, Washington
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Cool, I don't have to write my own reviews anymore.
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04-02-2009, 07:15 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Odenton, MD
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Pours a clear greyish-green with almost no head. Light lacing. Thick piney aroma, maybe a little pecans and sherry. Half-decent fruity palate, with notes of sweat and sour milk. Chunky mouthfeel and thin finish. Score: 1.52/5.
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04-02-2009, 07:21 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Vancouver Area - Canada
Posts: 750
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Now I can add reviews to my labels  |
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04-02-2009, 10:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Jay, Adirondack Mountains, NY
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Pours a turbulent light brown with absolutely zero head. Very light lacing. Off-putting bready aroma, maybe a little old newsprint and pepper. Absolutely disgusting tart palate, with just a hint of toffee and mango. Watery mouthfeel and slightly dry finish. Score: 1.88/5.
Brilliant!
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04-03-2009, 03:36 AM
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Member
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: New Westminster, BC
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Now I can add reviews to my labels |
Now that's an excellent idea.
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04-03-2009, 03:52 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Moorhead, MN
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Drinking a Deschutes Hop Trip, here's the review
Pours an opalescent chestnut with a soft, pillowy head. Amazing lacing. Intense herbal nose, and I also get some circus peanut and apple. Well-balanced barnyard taste, with notes of tartness and banana. Tightly carbonated mouthfeel and light finish. Score: 3.98/5.
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04-03-2009, 04:28 AM
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big beers turn my gears
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Phoenix AZ
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Review: Pours an insipid strawberry blonde with a soft, pillowy head. Heavy lacing. Nightmarish floral nose, maybe a little biscuit malt and citrus. Thick maple taste, with overtones of hamster cage and hops. Chalky mouthfeel and light finish. Score: 2.40/5.
personal notes: Strawberry blond offering pillowy head with heavy lashings. She had to bequick and taste my lemons. Thick maypole flavor tinged with cedar bitterness. Leaving a chalky mouthfeel and light pockets.
OK I couldn't help it, after all "its pub night"  and I'm drunk. MODS remove if you feel the need.
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