Originally Posted by Matt3989
I heard they had seamen to help brew it. Those navy guys really know their beer.
My girlfriend really likes the WIT ale I make.
absolutely guzzled it! Sure put a smile on my face.
Who knows how to make love stay?
Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.― Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker