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Old 11-28-2006, 08:55 PM   #1
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Default Beer is good!!! (The Buffalo Theory)

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm.

Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."


I'll drink to that!!!

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Old 04-12-2007, 10:37 PM   #2
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Here's an interesting piece that I read today:

"The Buffalo Theory", as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... a herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

BEHOLD! ----- The Buffalo Theory

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Old 04-12-2007, 10:40 PM   #3
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Works for me!

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Old 04-12-2007, 10:50 PM   #4
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This is a favorite of e-mail forwards, particularly the one with all the beer quotes.

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I'm going to show this one to the SWMBO, see if I can get her to buy off on it.

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It must be true. I couldn't even understand the theory until I had a couple beers.

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BRILLIANT!!!!
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Lol, that's funny

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How's about a resurface of this thought? Maybe we could pool in some more thoughts.

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Here's an interesting piece that I read today:

"The Buffalo Theory", as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this ... a herd of buffalo can only move
as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural
selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and
health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain
cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient
machine.

That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

BEHOLD! ----- The Buffalo Theory
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The average person used only 10% of their brain. That means there is a 90% target zone.

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