Sixty-seven-year-old Allen Troy Brooks called 911 not once, not twice, but at least nine times, including one call in which he asked if someone could send him a ride so he could buy some beer.
Dispatcher: "Maury 911 what's your emergency?"
Man: "Want to take me the store."
Dispatcher: "Won't take you to the store? What's going on sir?"
Man: "To the store want to get me a beer."
Dispatcher: "No I can't take you to the store and get you a beer. You called 911."http://www.kctv5.com/story/19206947/...de-to-buy-beer
You can't fix stupid..
It would be nice if the cops took drunk people on beer runs.
Protect and Serve, right?
We might as well hit the Taco Bell drive thru on the way home, officer.
Better to call for a ride than to drive himself. Right idea wrong place, next time he should call a cab. At least his heart was in the right place.
The yeast knows what it's doing.
Terrible and hilarious!
You can fix stupid it is called a bullet to the head.