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Old 03-11-2008, 12:57 AM   #21
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Sorry, beer doesn't have those important body parts so it loses
oh aye beer comes a close second tho - maybe if i could put a port in the keezer


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Old 03-11-2008, 01:13 AM   #22
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Beer almost always comes home with at least 5 of her friends.

Beer doesn't mind if you have more than one per night.

Beer doesn't complain when you peel off it's label.



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Old 03-11-2008, 01:21 AM   #23
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Beer doesn't complain when you peel off it's label.
but it has to be a complete peel with no tears
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Old 03-11-2008, 01:28 AM   #25
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Beer never gets a headache.

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Old 03-11-2008, 01:47 AM   #26
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touché

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Old 03-11-2008, 02:16 AM   #27
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This thread is totally crazy. This is like comparing beer and nachos. Sure each is great, but put them together and you really have something. Plus, when was the last time that lazy plate of nachos got you a beer when asked nicely? Uh huh, I thought so. And when did those dirty nachos . . . nevermind, I won't go there.

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Old 03-11-2008, 03:07 AM   #28
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1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.

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Old 03-11-2008, 06:20 AM   #29
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1. My beer will last as long as I need it to.
2. My beer does not ask me to make it dinner.
3. My beer doesn't fart in bed.
4. My beer does not pee on the toilet seat.
5. My beer will stay at home with me all night long.
6. My beer likes it when I get drunk and talk to it a lot.
7. My beer doesn't care when I hang out with Jack for a while.
8. I can drink beer in different area code without my beer getting jealous.
9. My beer doesn't give a **** what I want to watch on TV.
sounds like someone needs a hug [ opens arms and shrugs ]
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cheap beer doesn't give me a rash



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