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abracadabra 03-10-2008 04:09 PM

Beer is better than Women because:
 
A beer won't get jealous if you have another beer.

You can have all sorts of exotic beers around without lowering your property value.

Finishing a beer in less than a minute is OK.

You can have a beer in the stands at a football or baseball game and not get arrested.

A beer won't ask you what you're thinking.

A beer won't ask you what your intentions are.

A beer won't expect you to watch a tear jerker movie.

A beer won't laugh at you if it's your first time.

You don't have to cuddle with a beer after you've finished.

BrianTheBrewer 03-10-2008 04:10 PM

Beer does not talk back!!!

Soulive 03-10-2008 04:13 PM

Sorry, beer doesn't have those important body parts so it loses :D

cheezydemon 03-10-2008 04:16 PM

Cuttle?

When you unhatch your plan to make your own beer, it does not involve harnessing lightning or raiding the local morgue for female parts.

BrianTheBrewer 03-10-2008 05:20 PM

Soulive, very true!

OBrewhaha 03-10-2008 07:39 PM

I love to cuddle. I think the world needs more cuddles

cglkaptc 03-10-2008 07:43 PM

women don't give me the sh*ts. Beer does.

Both have been known to give me headaches.

Beer is always there for me when I want to go bowling. SWMBO complains.

I am gunna need some more time to figure this out.:confused:

JustDave 03-10-2008 07:44 PM

Beer doesn't get pissed when you suggest a 3-way with her sister.

Yooper 03-10-2008 08:03 PM

Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.

Melana 03-10-2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YooperBrew
Well, beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it without worrying about if it'll still respect me in the morning.

+1

Even if you had left it at "beer is better than men because I can have it any time I feel like it" !!!:rockin:


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