It's "so cold" you can't taste it.
Not that it had any flavor to begin with.
Just know this - for every 99 piss swilling lemmings out there that are "enjoying" their frozen lightly alcoholic club soda, you are among the 1% that's in it for the tradition of excellence that not only gives you intoxicating satisfaction but a thorough enjoyment of the fact that you....
Ah, **** it - marketing sucks.
.. heh, he he - he said.. flocculation... hehe heh.