Alcohol & water play well together. If you mix 50 ml of each, you get 95.6 ml of solution. You can't even separate them completely by distillation.
Remember one unassailable statistic, as explained by the late, great George Carlin: "Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!"
"I would like to die on Mars, just not on impact." Elon Musk