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Old 10-01-2007, 04:29 PM   #21
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Told a little white lie to the wife this weekend and got caught. She didn't think it was white. OOPS!

Edit and Crap - I thought this was generic oops not only beer oriented. Whatever I thought I'd share
We'll forgive you under one condition.

You've got to tell us what the little lie was, so we can all assess how white it was using the SRM scale .
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Old 10-01-2007, 04:34 PM   #22
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Followed the directions that came with the kit when I made my first batch

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Old 10-01-2007, 04:39 PM   #23
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Shut the spigot on my fermenter while holding the hose up. Spigot has drain hole. Hose drained on jeans.

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Old 10-01-2007, 04:56 PM   #24
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Went to dump a 5 gallon bucket of sanitizer down the drain after brewing, sanitizer hit an empty bowl that was used for grain then about 2 gallons shot out of the sink all over my floor. My floor is now sanitized...

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Old 10-01-2007, 04:59 PM   #25
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We'll forgive you under one condition.

You've got to tell us what the little lie was, so we can all assess how white it was using the SRM scale .
Ok, I think it was three white lies over the weekend. 1st, a backgrounder. She hurt/has a bad back (spine L3/L4) and I had to do pretty much all of the house cleaning.

Sat morning house cleaning
swmbo: Did you use windex on all of the glass/marble tables in the living room?
Desert: Yes dear (busted).

Sat night party (I was supposed to be DD but she wasn't really drinking)
swmbo: How many jello shots and beers did you have?
Desert: 2 & 3. Wrong she was watching & counting. It was 3 & 4. I just lost count .

Sun morning NFL at the bar and the rest of the day.
I didn't really do anything wrong but somehow guilt was set upon me as I left for the bar and then brought a buddy home and we polished off the IPA. Guess she wanted me to be more productive on Sun.

Good to be back to work!!
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Old 10-01-2007, 05:03 PM   #26
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While stirring the mash friday i knocked hose off of valve to false bottom. Told myself to put the hose clamps back on. On saturday I did it again, reminded myself again to put hose clamps on. Ooops

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Old 10-01-2007, 05:03 PM   #27
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OK, that's like witbeer territory; what's that, like 2 SRM?

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Old 10-01-2007, 05:06 PM   #28
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Got drunk and chatting with buds and overshot the strike water temp by 50 deg F. Ooops!

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Old 10-01-2007, 05:12 PM   #29
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Turned on my electric HLT without any water in.

Not so bad.......

It blew up and set on fire!!!!!!!!

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Forgot to put the syphon tube and hop stopper in my kettle before putting the wort in.

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