i'll tell you what not to do. don't make a cobbler, because the alcohol evaporates in the oven, ignites, blows the door off and burns the hair off your dog's face. then your poodle looks gayer than he already does, and your wife fears that you will blow her up more than she already does.
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"i like to drink. I do it all the time, every day."- anthony jeselnik
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