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Old 12-21-2006, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default Things a homebrewer shouldn't do.

Eat a pellet of 19% AA hops.

Lick hop oil concentrate off your fingers.

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Old 12-21-2006, 05:03 PM   #2
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...sanitize with pee

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Old 12-21-2006, 05:04 PM   #3
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...sanitize with pee

OMG we've gone over this thousands of time. Sanitizing with pee is ok ONLY if you drank bleach the day before
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Old 12-21-2006, 05:16 PM   #4
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Eat a pellet of 19% AA hops.

Lick hop oil concentrate off your fingers.

LOL. I do taste pellets though, although the highest was a Colombus.
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How about....Tell your friends you homebrew.

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Old 12-21-2006, 05:20 PM   #6
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Eat a pellet of 19% AA hops.

Lick hop oil concentrate off your fingers.
Did you balance the hops and follow with malt?

You're giving your GI tract a workout this week.

Saltines and broth for you next week. your stomach need a vacation.
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How about....Tell your friends you homebrew.
That was my biggest mistake. Where did all of my brew go? *cry cry* I need to up my brewing schedule now.
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OMG we've gone over this thousands of time. Sanitizing with pee is ok ONLY if you drank bleach the day before
But I thought real homebrewers didn't drink bleach?
Or is it okay as long as it's not drank out of an aluminum container?
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But I thought real homebrewers didn't drink bleach?
Or is it okay as long as it's not drank out of an aluminum container?
Real brewers drink StarSan
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Drinking water, chewing hops and malt followed by yeast will NOT make beer in your belly!!!!

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