ha ha! That 40 review site is f'ing amazing! I like how he included a self-portrait of him drinking the 40. That same discriminating reviewer had this to say:
"The flavor of beer or malt liquor is good enough for me; I don't need any 'cream' taste in there."
Uff Da Picobrewery
Primary: Arrogant Bastard Clone, Pumpkin Ale
Kegged: Marble Red Clone, Cream Ale, PilsAle, Cider
Bottled: Yule Gruit, Unhallowed BGSA (10-10-10), Nymphetamine Barleywine (999)