Help me date these Northern Brewer Hops
Creamy Goodness here to give you some New York brand advice on dating hops.
Before dating a dead pellet-sized nugget of hops, I would suggest you make a list of
things you want in a relationship. Bitterness? Aroma? Head retention? (and dont we all, amirite?) Know that a lot of the rules that apply for dating a Kardashian, Hilton, or Shannen Dohority apply for dating hops... conversation will be either frustrating or nonexistant. Best of luck in life and love. ~ Creamy
PS. Sorry to be a wiseacre, it was way too good. I think you will be getting some serious replies from people who know shortly.
You are more likely to have a threesome with members of the Japanese women's curling team whilst spinning a plate on your head than you are likely to screw up a batch of JAOM.
YES, WE HAVE TRIED OTHER YEASTS! USE BREAD YEAST FOR JAOM!