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Old 03-25-2011, 10:44 PM   #11
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Just duct-tape your wife's vibrator to the bottom of a small cookie sheet. Some of the fancy ones even have remote control!



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Old 03-25-2011, 10:48 PM   #12
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Just duct-tape your wife's vibrator to the bottom of a small cookie sheet. Some of the fancy ones even have remote control!
Ding Ding Ding, we have a winner!!!!

Someone should contact this guy who I immortalized in the quote's thread.

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Thanks for the link, Revvy. After reviewing that, I'm confident that stir plates are the way to go! Although I'd still like to find a way to use sex toys in brewing.
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:20 PM   #13
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How about attaching a tray or sheet of plywood or something to a random orbital sander? Although I think the vibrator is the sexier option.

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