Originally Posted by thehost
During partys the door gets open too much and freezes over the condensation unit.
Made me laugh and imagine the following scene:
theguest: Whoa, dude! You have beer taps coming out of the wall!
thehost: Yup. Help yourself.
theguest: Awesome! Where do you keep the kegs?
thehost: Under the stairs.
theguest: No way! Can I check it out?
Repeat for every (male) guest.