I know what you're thinking...oooohhh, colder water? that will help a lot!
No...no colder water..coolant! Well this is just an idea right now I need to expand on it.
I used to be really into overclocking computers and I ended up having a guy on
http://www.xtremesystems.org/ build me a phase change system. The way the phase change system works (in short) is to cycle liquid coolant through an evaporator that is connected to the CPU and there heat from the CPU is used as energy to convert the liquid coolant to a gas. Using that energy to change state is a lot easier than heating the coolant and having to cool it down again. The coolant then goes back through a compressor (like a fridge or AC unit) and is compressed back into a liquid and the cycle starts again. Now I dont know all the specifics of it, which is why someone else built my unit. But I do know its been sitting in a closet for 2 years now and its time to put a $500 peice of equipment to good use, cooling my wort fast!
Right now the unit is clogged and I need to have it flushed and re-gassed but that will come. Right now I need to figure out a way to cool wort with this sucker. I should mention at the evap head without a load on it -53*C is the running temp, so a little colder than that 0-7*C from your chilled water/garden hose.
At first I had an idea of just getting a large metal rod, welding that onto the evap and slowly stirring the wort (possibly with a conventional wort chiller in the wort aswell) but then the bottom of the stick would always be much warmer than the top which would be freezing.
Another idea is to take apart the evap once the system is flushed of coolant and build my own evap, basicly build a coil like current wort chillers and just have coolant run through it, super cooling the wort. I would have some cooling professional help me with this since I dont want to gas my wort, or kill myself.
So, anyone have any better ideas, or HVAC cert'd and want to tell me Im nuts and should just use a pre chiller?? Ill try to get sketches of what Im thinking of up here shortly.
In the mean time here are some pics of my PS (phase shift) unit:
