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Old 02-06-2005, 10:25 AM   #1
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I was wondering if anybody has this device, and if they had the manual on how to use it???

http://www.calendars.com/product.asp...D=-1&kbid=3433

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Old 02-06-2005, 01:45 PM   #2
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I was wondering if anybody has this device, and if they had the manual on how to use it???

http://www.calendars.com/product.asp...D=-1&kbid=3433

You can't be serious...it's a bottle opener!

If you can't use this then you shouldn't be drinking.......
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Old 02-06-2005, 10:08 PM   #3
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Yeah, it seems idiot proof...when the metal on the opener touches the metal bottle cap...viola, talking opener...I love the Simpsons...but I will not be aquiring this device.

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Old 02-07-2005, 02:37 AM   #4
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Old 02-07-2005, 04:31 AM   #5
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Actually, I took mine apart - the "saying" was dying as a result of the batteries going dead, and the metal is in 2 pieces and will play whenever the 2 pieces are connected/shorted. So, it will even work if you use your finger. Metal contact is not necessary.

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Old 02-07-2005, 04:49 AM   #6
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You must primarily keg then...

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Old 02-07-2005, 01:39 PM   #7
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I don't know who you were addressing the comment to so I'll just say, no, I mostly bottle.

I have a bunch of 5 liter kegs that I use occasionally, but I mostly bottle (0,5l - that's 1/2 liters).

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Old 02-07-2005, 04:17 PM   #8
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This thread is just so wrong....

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I don't know who you were addressing the comment to so I'll just say, no, I mostly bottle.
LOL...no sorry...I meant Chris, the OP...I figured if he didn't know how to use a bottle opener, he must be a kegger.

Stupid joke...
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this thread is a wind up from go no?

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