try bar b que sauce. we used it to clean the grill counters at the rib joint i worked at as a kid. seriously, can't it be sanded and polished?
it's not the blood you've spilled that gets you what you want, its the blood you share. friends, family, community: these are the most valuable things a man can have.
on tap- lemongrass kolsch
on tap- stout
on tap- small mead