Question withdrawn. Found my answer.
I give this thread four and a half stars.
Primary #1 - Midnight Ryeder (Midnight Wheat and Rye)
Primary #2 - Mango Habenero Berliner Weisse
Primary #3 - EMPTY!
Secondary #1 - Downtown Flanders Brown (brewed August 2012)
Keg #1 - Oktoberfest
Keg #2 - Chamomile Honey Wheat
Keg #3 - Pumpkin Ale
Bottled - NONE!
Jeeze, now I'm wondering what the question was.
I'd have to deduct at least two stars for teasing the audience...