Question withdrawn. Found my answer.
I give this thread four and a half stars.
Primary #1 - Oktoberfest
Primary #2 - Chamomile Honey Wheat
Primary #3 - EMPTY!
Secondary #1 - Downtown Flanders Brown (brewed August 2012)
Keg #1 - Coffee Vanilla Stout
Keg #2 - Fall of the Ukraine Baltic Porter (lagering in keg)
Keg #3 - EMPTY!
Bottled - NONE!
Jeeze, now I'm wondering what the question was.
I'd have to deduct at least two stars for teasing the audience...