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Old 02-08-2013, 02:49 AM   #11
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A gift of wine would be fine from my Valentine.
Perhaps chocolates and candies, so sweet.
But I’d do more than hug her if she gave me a Chugger.
That would be the best Valentine treat.

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Old 02-08-2013, 03:38 AM   #12
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Ok, here's the winner so everyone else can move on to another thread

Come slowly, thy sweet nectar,
Lips cast-off to thee.
Withdrawn, sip thy exquisite savor,
Drink to me, only, with thine lips,
And I will pledge with mine;
Or leave a drop but in the chalice,
And I'll not look for bier.
The thirst that from the soul doth rise,
Doth ask a drink divine:
But might I of Pliney’s nectar draught,
I would not change for thine.

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Old 02-08-2013, 02:05 PM   #13
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"Tis torture, to lift and not mercy. Heaven is here
Where Chugger Pump lives, and every grain and hop
And little yeast, every unworthy thing,
Live here in heaven and may look on her,
But I may not."

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Old 02-08-2013, 09:47 PM   #14
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OK here is my attempt

I love home brewing
To the chagrin of my wife
It might cause my undoing
If she gets hold of a knife

Building my Brutus, trying to hide the cost
Oh crap, much more than I thought
Uh oh, one of the receipts is lost
For all those Tri-clamps I just bought

What is this, another receipt?
Are you buying more brewing stuff?
I’m sick and tired of all this deceit
Damn, the next few hours will be tough

That’s it, I’m done, we are through
This brewing has caused our marriage to slump
But Honey Buns, I will always love you
As much as my Chugger Pump

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Old 02-08-2013, 10:22 PM   #15
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I need to brew
my march took a dump
please pick me
I need that sweet chugger pump

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Old 02-09-2013, 12:21 AM   #16
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Though my sweetie is plump, I know that she loves me
I'm needing a pump, she's not sure which it should be
For quality pumps, the choices are few
Inhabit the forums, then judge each review
Best choose wisely, lest you get buggered
As for me, I'd prefer to get Chuggered

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Old 02-09-2013, 11:05 PM   #17
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Mine in haiku:

Brewing and my lady
Two passions, one must come first
Its no contest right?

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Old 02-10-2013, 03:09 PM   #18
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Sitting at the table, sipping my porter
The website says "click to place your order"

Better check the bank, make sure I have money
Over my shoulder I hear "don't forget valentines honey"

Guess I can't order, not at this time
My only hope is that you liked my rhyme.

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Old 02-10-2013, 03:16 PM   #19
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Originally Posted by bucfanmike View Post
I went old school and simple.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Oh how a chugger pump, would help me brew.
yes love the pump , dump the lump , change the lump every time you change your socks and you will never be tied down with chains and locks .
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Old 02-10-2013, 05:35 PM   #20
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Default To My Free Chugger SS Center Inlet Pump

Malt soaked
she emits an earthy aroma
a fermentation fever
that brings my wanting wort to bowl.

Her skin,
pale as pilsner.
Her hair,
an amber ale.
Her eyes,
filled with an effervescent clarity
that peers into
my sparging soul.

Her lips,
reminiscent of her
Irish red roots
press to mine
with a mouth feel of heavy impression...
sweet, creamy, smooth.

I pour myself into
her open chalice.
Pitching my desire.
Pumping my liquid gold.

Two bodies of bountiful brew
come to one, long lasting, head.

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